don't be shy Dust Traxx, we're not going to say anything out of line like how we like to play toss the torso with your amputee grandma or anything.

as a matter of fact, you're protected in this thread so introduce yourself and we'll set your grandma free.

Ps-
Read the rules.

Maria is the queen bee

Pete knows more than wikianything

Theemadnes AKA mike_ocksafloppin use to be funny when (s)he posted more

Roman is our token russian

Slinky is our token asian and handles the new events wonderfully

Sushi is ambiguously gay

Dizy will add your smiley requests if you're nice

b9 smells like pee

Ghidra99 sweats pores produce diamonds

Secondyellow is most likely to be snacking on a dead hooker

Vanity... well, you'll see

fromrussiawithlove is a young lil sex pot

flava AKA Cross eyed Jack AKA Bert post stalks the Queen Bee

Tolgar is a Turkish delight

FogJuice is the most underrated funny fugger

Pee doesn't smell like pee but rather resembles a pee bomb

Fuggin Grumms... fuggin grums

McDude is a cop but no worries, you can ask him pretty much whatever

Gmonkey = Masarap

Brinkman - just cuz

ShortBus is the driver of the short bus

Drew and Lance Uppercut are pushovers - test them as much as possible

L is not to be toyed with

Manimuse will prolly hate you

Discokitty is our self proclaimed genius and we love her for this

Joker74 AKA JediMike is the guy you love to hate

Recession is missed

Nick use to be cool when he did the event list but he pretty much fell off the radar now

pulchritudinous: needs no introduction as an AMP Princess

maxpower he's the man whose name you'd love to touch

Donald Dingleberry gets an honorable mention here

Lennox's mom runs deep... so deep she'll put your ass to sleep (sorry lnx )

bakalao2k will report you to the moderators for pretty much anything *gay*.*

KH80: katie has been a club head since 1980 and loves it when you court his sis

Ike_Turner: <img src="To view the link you have to Register

The Drift: still a n00b - don't let him fool you

lively: it's best just to smile and nod